this is potato humor at its absurdest pinnacle
singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

I’m only interested in the simple things. Like how much this is going to hurt!

castiel-is-a-fallen-angel:

lost-is-the-fallen-angel:

shadows-of-a-fallen-angel:

#the moment we all realized that Linda Tran #is actually a fucking BAMF

Dean’s fucking face tho

what do you mean Dean’s face? Kevin’s like - who the hell is my mom

Mom: ' well you need to call them and ask.'
Me: I dont think you understand how much i cannot do that.
sir-kingsley:

saxifraga-x-urbium:

malformalady:

A son went into a rarely-used bedroom in his mother’s home and discovered thousands of wasps had made a giant nest in a bed. An estimated 5,000 wasps had created a nest by chewing through bedding, including a blanket and pillow. Pest-control expert John Birkett was called to tackle with the mound of wasps inside the mattress at the five-bedroom home in Winchester, Hampshire.



He made the right decision

AAAAALLLL ABOARD THE NOPE TRAIN TO FUCK THATVILL

sir-kingsley:

saxifraga-x-urbium:

malformalady:

A son went into a rarely-used bedroom in his mother’s home and discovered thousands of wasps had made a giant nest in a bed. An estimated 5,000 wasps had created a nest by chewing through bedding, including a blanket and pillow. Pest-control expert John Birkett was called to tackle with the mound of wasps inside the mattress at the five-bedroom home in Winchester, Hampshire.

He made the right decision

AAAAALLLL ABOARD THE NOPE TRAIN TO FUCK THATVILL

supremejeditricks:

thezefronposter:

effyeahfandoms:

tonystarktrek:

theangelshavetheearhat:

de4ctivate:

this might go over the heads of some of the kids on here. 

did you just

This is the greatest post I have ever seen because it is both a pun and a harsh truth.

IT’S TRANSPARENT

I showed this to my 11 year old brother and asked him if he knew what it was. He looked at it for a few seconds and said
"I dunno. a printer?"
a pRINTER

supremejeditricks:

thezefronposter:

effyeahfandoms:

tonystarktrek:

theangelshavetheearhat:

de4ctivate:

this might go over the heads of some of the kids on here. 

did you just

This is the greatest post I have ever seen because it is both a pun and a harsh truth.

IT’S TRANSPARENT

I showed this to my 11 year old brother and asked him if he knew what it was. He looked at it for a few seconds and said

"I dunno. a printer?"

a pRINTER

fuck-benedict:

fuck-benedict:

there’s a huge difference between “let people do what they choose with their bodies” and “let those 12 year olds have irresponsible sex”

its been 2 days and this has like 50k notes and i’ve only received like 5 hate messages about this u go tumblr u growin up

pyjamazombie:

sherlockedcompanion:

i-make-doodles-lol:

gallifrey-feels:

cosmo-gyral:

Who invented the blow job?

Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick

image

Probably

Definitely. 

Obviously.

It’s history.