this is potato humor at its absurdest pinnacle

danielbpc:

ermathursty:

ermathursty:

I may have achieved the best senior prank

I RALLIED 20 APUSH STUDENTS TO TIN FOIL AN ENTIRE CLASSROOM FOR HOURS ONE NIGHT AND I HAVE YET TO GET A NOTE ON THIS

WHAT DOES SOMEONE HAVE TO DO FOR SOME GODDAMN NOTES AROUND HERE

herriestiles:

shelterfromcold:

two deer walk out of a gay bar, one turns to the other and says “man, i can’t believe i blew thirty bucks in there”.

this literally took me forever to get

slenclerman:

yes friends let us blaze the marijuana! four hundred and twenty haha

lord-dunraven-the-tickle-killer:

corporateaccount:

iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels

It took me 5 days to figure this out

w is not a vowel
every message in my inbox for the next 16 years (via corporateaccount)

harrysthefather:

bootybite:

"I MUST BECOME NASH GRIER’S DREAM GIRL."

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IVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFE THE POTATO LOOKS SO DETERMIND I NCATSFASDFASDFA

princessoffloral:

collectiveassbutts:

earthswinds:

I need feminism; because the bra straps of a twelve year old shouldn’t make a 40 year old married principal with two daughters “uncomfortable”

So am I allowed to walk around adult women who are mothers and grandmothers at work with my cock out or what

in what world is someone’s dick equivalent to a fucking bra strap

awkward-fallen-angel:

rustboro-city:

hailhydrangeas:

visual-hana:

comment from a person on youtube whose name i don’t remember.

this is how you make “gay jokes” folks

having two parents of any gender would suck because when u need one of them you’d be like “mom” and the wrong one will reply and you have to go “not you the OTHER one” and thats why if i marry a girl and we have kids she can be mom and i will be optimus prime

optimus prime

awkward-fallen-angel:

rustboro-city:

hailhydrangeas:

visual-hana:

comment from a person on youtube whose name i don’t remember.

this is how you make “gay jokes” folks

having two parents of any gender would suck because when u need one of them you’d be like “mom” and the wrong one will reply and you have to go “not you the OTHER one” and thats why if i marry a girl and we have kids she can be mom and i will be optimus prime

optimus prime