subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns
#the moment we all realized that Linda Tran #is actually a fucking BAMF
Dean’s fucking face tho
what do you mean Dean’s face? Kevin’s like - who the hell is my mom
A son went into a rarely-used bedroom in his mother’s home and discovered thousands of wasps had made a giant nest in a bed. An estimated 5,000 wasps had created a nest by chewing through bedding, including a blanket and pillow. Pest-control expert John Birkett was called to tackle with the mound of wasps inside the mattress at the five-bedroom home in Winchester, Hampshire.
He made the right decision
AAAAALLLL ABOARD THE NOPE TRAIN TO FUCK THATVILL
this might go over the heads of some of the kids on here.
did you just
This is the greatest post I have ever seen because it is both a pun and a harsh truth.
I showed this to my 11 year old brother and asked him if he knew what it was. He looked at it for a few seconds and said
"I dunno. a printer?"
there’s a huge difference between “let people do what they choose with their bodies” and “let those 12 year olds have irresponsible sex”
its been 2 days and this has like 50k notes and i’ve only received like 5 hate messages about this u go tumblr u growin up
Who invented the blow job?
Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”