Babe im not grabbin ur boob im grabbin ur heart
thats my right boob tho
I just slept for 15 hours what I miss?
oh thank god i thought i missed something big
theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb. we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us
my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed
tumblrs just a huge fuckin nerd herd
dont u hate it when its nine in the afternoon but ur eyes are just normal sized
I’ve seen this post three times on my dash and i still cant fucking figure out what it means is it like some secret code. are 22,000+ of you in a secret society????? what the fuck is going on?????
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this post just gets better and better
EVERYTIME I LOOK AT THIS I SEE MORE CATS.
earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that