SAM’S REACTION MAKES ME LAUGH EVERY TIME.
here we have an example of a moose being disturbed in his natural habitat
if i ever see paul again im gonna get front row seats and make a sign that says something like “let me propose on stage” u know and then I’ll go up with someone and pretend im about to propose to them but I’ll ask paul to marry me instead and he’ll be so shocked and flattered he’ll HAVE to accept
THIS IS MY PLAN
I love the smell of citrus in the morning.
I have wanted to see this for such a long time, it’s beautiful.
Somewhere in the world, Cave Johnson is punching the air
"DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I’M THE GUY WHO’S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I’M GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!"
Why did Barty Crouch Jr. quit drinking?
Because it was making him Moody.
yes mom. okay mom I’m shutting it down. its saving. no mom its sAVING THE GAME I CANT SHUT IT DOWN NO MOM JUST WAIT FOR IT TO SAVE I AM SHUTTING IT DOWN
the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut
I thought this was the “I would like to speak with a manager” haircut
when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”