this is potato humor at its absurdest pinnacle

year-of-the-deanmon:

seducifer:

jigglykat:

SAM’S REACTION MAKES ME LAUGH EVERY TIME.

Startled moose.

here we have an example of a moose being disturbed in his natural habitat

pauljohnringogeorge:

sapphirechicken:

if i ever see paul again im gonna get front row seats and make a sign that says something like “let me propose on stage” u know and then I’ll go up with someone and pretend im about to propose to them but I’ll ask paul to marry me instead and he’ll be so shocked and flattered he’ll HAVE to accept

THIS IS MY PLAN

thiasthedark:

axellikestoast:

goodbyecaroline:

mal-luck:

I love the smell of citrus in the morning.

I have wanted to see this for such a long time, it’s beautiful.

Somewhere in the world, Cave Johnson is punching the air

"DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I’M THE GUY WHO’S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I’M GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!"

bartyjoonyah:

theblueboxonbakerstreet:

Why did Barty Crouch Jr. quit drinking?

Because it was making him Moody.

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lifeis4chumps:

no why

easterbunnymundlover:

yes mom. okay mom I’m shutting it down. its saving. no mom its sAVING THE GAME I CANT SHUT IT DOWN NO MOM JUST WAIT FOR IT TO SAVE I AM SHUTTING IT DOWN

officialdaddyegbert:

davvvd:

-annoying:

the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut

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I thought this was the “I would like to speak with a manager” haircut

it’s both.

dw:

when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

the-fletcher-memorial-home:

psychedoodleic:

babeimgonnaleaveu:

[laying in bed with you] *whispers seductively* “let’s talk about the 70s”

theres nothing to talk about unless u were fuckin there and had to deal with a shitty economy

*whispers seductively* “ok”